Ken Ham Wins Debate Using “You Weren’t There” Tactic. Thousands of Years of Recorded Human History Called Into Question

6 Feb

PETERSBURG, KENTUCKY – Some say that it shouldn’t even have happened. Richard Dawkins tried to talk Bill Nye out of debating Ken Ham on the subject of creationism, saying that by deciding to engage him, he would be implying that the subject was worth having a discussion over.

Repeatedly, Ken Ham made the remark, “You weren’t there,” in an effort to debunk hard science and the overwhelming majority of actual scientists out there who regard evolution as true.

However, the results of a FOX News poll gathered mostly by surveying 80-something year old white men who kept making fun of Nye’s bow tie during the debate and thus, not actually paying attention, have revealed that from those surveyed, 90% thought Ham won. Since the aging pale male demographic is an indication of what the majority of Americans believe, thousands of years of recorded human history has been called into question.

When told the results of the survey and asked how it would affect further discussion about science, notable astrophysicist, Neil deGrasse Tyson said, “Bye,” and walked out of the room in a fit of hysterical laughter.

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