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Duck Dynasty Issues IQ Test for Remaining Members of the Show. Show Cancelled.

21 Dec

Duck Dynasty Issues IQ Test for Remaining Members of the Show. Show Cancelled.

WEST MONROE, LOUISIANA -There’s a reason that Duck Dynasty isn’t entitled Clan of Intellectuals. The show boasts of having strong values such as killing animals for sport, poor hygiene, and a Bronze Age mindset when it comes to what is and what is not acceptable. Since Phil Robertson’s recent gaffe, A&E has decided to ensure that no one else makes any other social faux pas so they sat the gun-toting, faith-filled, Southerners down and had them take a simple IQ test to ensure that no one else would be so stupid as to do something like their patriarch did and make an off-the-cuff distasteful remark to offend the American people.

They decided to set the bar low. All it would take would be an IQ score of 80 to remain on the show. None of them met the mark. The show is to be cancelled immediately.

Written by: Jon Webster

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