Archive | November, 2013

JCPenney Renames the Term “Doorbuster” To Be More Accurate

30 Nov

Knoxville, TN – Black Friday is a day when people from all walks of life come together to turn out to stores they want to shop at early in the morning, sometimes camping out hours in advance, to get the best deals, some of which are only offered to the first few customers to get inside the stores and swipe up that new, much coveted, marked down item.
These deals have been traditionally called “doorbusters” due to the amount of people pushing and shoving to get through the doors first; until now.
As of late JCPenney has offered a more accurate term.
So, in the spirit of consumerism, let the Unintended Homicidal Stampedes commence.