Royals Decide On Name Of New Baby

1 Aug

Royals Decide On Name Of New Baby

KENSINGTON PALACE – There has been much ado about the birth of the royal baby. Millions of people have been enamored with the child born to William and Kate Mountbatten-Windsor. Finally, they have decided on a name for the infant. He will be called Ken Kardashian. The name was chosen by the royal couple because like their bundle of joy, the Kardashians are people the public are interested in and care about, but in actuality are folks who don’t really affect the lives of most of those engrossed. Said Prince William, “A lot of people have become fascinated by the birth of our child, some caring more about our son than even we do. Like the Kardashians, our baby is just someone that the media has tricked people into becoming fixated on by reporting on him ad nauseum.”

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