Missing Verse In Matthew 4 Revealed

30 Jul

Missing Verse In Matthew 4 Revealed

JERUSALEM – Most people are under the impression that when Jesus was fasting for 40 days in the wilderness at the end of which, Satan visits him and engages him in discussion that Satan’s intent was to be worshipped, to lead Jesus astray, and tempt him, thus staining a perfect and blameless record of a man who knew no sin. However, recently an early and until now, missing copy of the text reveals a different story. The passage which up until now has read at Matthew 4: 3-5

3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.

4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

should read at verse 5,

5 And then the devil replied, “All I’m saying, Jesus, is that you need to start taking better care of yourself.”

It is now clear that Satan was just trying to get Jesus to eat something and to end his bout of anorexia. This is the first edit for the Bible since it was canonized. Will it be the last?

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