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Anthony Weiner Campaign Still Trying To Decide On A Fitting Slogan To Run On For Race For Mayor Of New York

29 Jul

Anthony Weiner Campaign Still Trying To Decide On A Fitting Slogan To Run On For Race For Mayor Of New York

NEW YORK – We all know the story and have heard much about Anthony Weiner’s fall from glory. He was the quintessential fire-breathing liberal representing New York in the House of Representatives. It seems, like some powerful men in high places, he just couldn’t help himself when attractive women messaged him on Twitter. The conversations were lewd and inappropriate, considering, after all, he was and still is married. Then, when meaning to send in a message to a woman, a picture of him in his underwear sporting an erect penis, he accidentally tweeted the pic publicly and initially denied he had done it at first, going on news shows claiming he was hacked. Afterward, he admitted publicly it was he who tweeted the photo of himself but refused to resign. And finally, he publicly resigned. Now Anthony Weiner has announced his candidacy for Mayor of New York City. However, even after all of this, it appears that Anthony’s sexting has continued under the moniker “Carlos Danger.” His campaign is now trying to decide between their top three choices for a campaign slogan. They have narrowed it down to: “Anthony Weiner: What A Dick!,” “Vote For Anthony: Because It’s What Carlos Danger Would Want,” and “Anthony For New York: Because He’s Not A Huge Dick. He Just Has One.”

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