Leaked: George W. Bush Always Referred To Putin As “Vladimir” Because He Couldn’t Say The Man’s Last Name Without Snickering

19 Jul

WASHINGTON – When you are President, it is important to be couth concerning international relations. Never make crude jokes or exhibit inappropriate or silly behavior as Commander-In-Chief. It has long been thought that George W. Bush has always referred to the leader of Russia as Vladimir because the two were so close; until now. Richard Clark, the man who tried to warn the 43rd President of the United States about the 9/11 terrorist attacks has now revealed in an interview with ABC News that because of the President’s immature sense of humor, he couldn’t even say Putin’s last name because it sounded like the slang term for flatulence. Said Clark, “He may be quite possibly the most childish President we’ve ever had.”

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