God Admitted For Psychiatric Testing

10 Jul

God Admitted For Psychiatric Testing

HEAVEN – God is said by many to be omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient by his faithful followers the world over. Whether it be the god of Islam, Christianity, or the one talked about in the Book of Mormon, all holy books are said to claim that God can do anything, does see everything, and knows all; until now. God has been self-admitted to a mental hospital claiming, “There are just less and less people believing I exist. My self-esteem is so low that sometimes I just can’t muster the strength to get out of bed in the morning anymore.” It is now the case that God’s self-esteem has gotten so bad to the point that he has been diagnosed with mild to moderate atheism claiming, “Sometimes I just don’t even believe in myself anymore.”

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