Paula Deen To Begin New Singing Career At The Kentucky Derby

26 Jun

Paula Deen To Begin New Singing Career At The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY – The now infamous, cooking show icon, Paula Deen has had some unpopular choice words which were leaked to the media as of late. Her remarks were so distasteful to the American public that The Food Network, her former employer, has refused to renew her contract. She is now claiming to have a yet unrevealed, hidden talent. She claims she has quote, “the voice of an angel, y’all.” and plans to now unveil her golden pipes at the next Kentucky Derby. Surprisingly the good folks at the Derby have welcomed her with open arms. Said a spokesman of the time-honored tradition, “she’s a celebrity who claims she can sing. We are taking her word for it and letting her sing My Old Kentucky Home, which has marked the beginning of the Derby since its inception, however we are butting heads over the inappropriate use of the original lyrics, written in 1852, which reference black slaves as “darkies.” She is insisting that she sing the original lyrics and we find that off-putting, especially considering the hot water she is in over her other remarks about people of color.” So, will this be a fresh, new start for Paula Deen or a disaster in the making for the oldest sporting event in the nation? We will continue to cover this story in depth as it progresses.

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