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Obama Decides To Do Cigarette Commercial To Compensate For The 5% Pay Cut He Gave Himself

6 Jun

Obama Decides To Do Cigarette Commercial To Compensate For The 5% Pay Cut He Gave Himself

WASHINGTON – Cigarette commercials became a thing of the past in 1970; until now. Laws banning cigarette companies from making commercials have become lax for one man as of late. The first one in years was made featuring the President of the United States a few days ago. Using the Office of the Presidency, Obama has issued an executive order permitting cigarette commercials to return to the airwaves. Said Barack Obama in the commercial, “Sometimes people get stressed out. And I would know. I probably have one of the most stressful jobs anyone could have. Even though I exude a cool demeanor, sometimes the job gets to me, and when that happens, I reach for a Lucky Strike. Its smooth tobacco taste makes all my troubles evaporate.” And as you can guess, politicians across the aisle are up in arms about this. Said John Boehner, “The President needs to spend his time more wisely. Appearing in cigarette commercials; even if they are his favorite brand is beneath the Office of the Presidency.” This seems hypocritical to say the least of John Boehner’s statement. Boehner himself has been solicited by Always In The Sun brand self-tanner, his preferred tanning solution and will be doing a commercial to hit airwaves next month.

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