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Kim Jong Un No Longer A Threat To The United States

27 Apr

Kim Jong Un No Longer A Threat To The United States

Recently, amid all of the saber-rattling and empty threats to involve The United States in an all out nuclear war, there is now a more peaceful North Korea. Un, apparently, as shocking as it may seem has now gone through his adolescent state and gotten all of his pent-up angst out of his system. Said Un, “I really just needed to spraypaint some shit, do some soft gateway drugs, and get some binge drinking under my belt and now that I have, I’m totally fine.” Apparently all his bluster was just a phase. “It’s something all dictators go through, especially new one.” remarked the now peaceful Un. “And as far as The United States is concerned, ‘Live and Let Live,’ I say.” So America now rest assured that this dictator is no longer a threat to the nation with the world’s largest military budget.

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