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Well-known Player and “Ladies’ Man,” George Clooney Hospitalized After Colossal Burn by Woman

19 Apr

Well-known Player and “Ladies’ Man,

George Clooney, who is no stranger to strangers’ bedsheets may have finally met his match. After approaching svelte, classy, and sophisticated lady, Grace Tollini with the canned lines, “Baby, if you go on a date with me, you’ll be like a candle. You’ll melt.” and, “Honey, if you go out with me, you’ll be like the karate kid. You’ll wax on about me to all your friends.” not missing a beat and tired of all his bullshit, Grace quipped, “My dear, George Clooney, if you ask me out, you’ll be like the karate kid because I won’t have sex with you and you will be one who whacks off.” Stunned Clooney who has never been turned down by a woman is now in critical condition at Los Angeles Regional Hospital with a bruised ego.

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