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Bill O’Reilly Takes Long, Hard Look at Himself in Mirror in Bowling Alley Bathroom. Stops Calling People “Pinheads.”

19 Apr

Bill O’Reilly Takes Long, Hard Look at Himself in Mirror in Bowling Alley Bathroom. Stops Calling People “Pinheads.”

Bill O’Reilly’s favorite insult to someone is and has always been calling them a “pinhead.” Most recently, before he started writing books killing off famous Presidents, he wrote a book entitled Pinheads and Patriots with an image of Barack Obama above the word “Pinheads” and a picture of himself above the title “Patriots.” He has used the term so often, but now after a startling realization has abandoned the term altogether. “I just can’t believe I’ve never seen it before,” said a tearful O’Reilly. I’m the pot calling the kettle black. I’m not living in a glass house; I’m living in a glass castle.” Bill O’Reilly has made this self-discovery, however, he still insists that the volume of his voice is an indicator of how right he is.

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