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Alex Jones Comes Up With New Conspiracy Theory Involving Ice

19 Apr

Alex Jones Comes Up With New Conspiracy Theory Involving Ice

AUSTIN, TX – Alex Jones, who is no stranger to novel, original, and compelling ideas about people’s ulterior motives with targets ranging from the U.S. Government to international public figures, has recently come to the conclusion that restaurants use ice for the nefarious reason and purpose as “filler” to cut down on costly drinks that they serve you. “They don’t care about the customer at all. They don’t care about what you want; what I want. They are after your money and need to be stopped. Here on out, I will be specifically asking for ‘no ice’ in my beverages when I dine out.” said Jones. Shortly after this interview, Alex went back to his internet talk radio show where he spoke of the mailman intentionally using paper to give him papercuts.

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