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Jesus Gets Tired of Being “Greeter” in Heaven. Tells God to Find Someone Else.

10 Apr

Jesus Gets Tired of Being “Greeter” in Heaven. Tells God to Find Someone Else.

After 2,000 years of always being the first person people see when they get to heaven, in an act of son against father rebellion, Jesus Christ tells God that as far as him welcoming people into heaven with open arms, he says, “No more.” “I just can’t take it anymore,” says Christ. “I’ve basically been pulling a double, both welcoming folks into heaven and living inside the hearts of Christians the world over. I just… I just can’t do it anymore. Basically, I’m pulling all the weight here. Dad gets to sit on his throne and soak up all of the praise and adulation. I mean, even on earth I had to die just so Dad could forgive people. How fucked up is that?” Jesus continued, “and when I finally did die, he couldn’t even look at me. Our relationship is strained to say the least.”

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