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Mitt Romney: Google Is Going to Hell

1 Apr

Mitt Romney: Google Is Going to Hell

Mitt Romney announced recently that he believed that Google, because on Easter, they acknowledged Cesar Chavez’s birthday instead of as Romney put it, “spreading the good news of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,” is now hellbound. Mitt Romney’s other strongly held belief which he stated as, “Corporations are people, my friend.” also fit in nicely to play a part in his thinking that Google is now going to Hell. He reiterated a popular church sign saying that, “Google doesn’t have all the answers.” and continued that, “they certainly got it wrong this time.” Romney has started a nationwide boycott of the popular search engine until the company as he said, “returns to Jesus.”

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