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Facebook Technical Support

31 Mar

Facebook Technical Support

Facebook locked up on me the other day and I couldn’t click on anything so I called up technical support.
This is how the conversation went.

Me: Hello?

Facebook Technical Support: Yes. This is facebook technical support. How may we help you?

Me: Yes. I’m having a problem getting my cursor to click on links on facebook. They don’t seem to work and I can’t get them to load. What do I need to do?

FTS: Have you tried repeatedly clicking on the link you are trying to open?

Me: Yes.

FTS: Have you tried angrily clicking on the link you are trying to open?

Me; Yes.

FTS: Have you tried yelling, “Fucking thing’s stupid.” like an angry Bill O’Reilly?

Me: Actually, yes.

FTS: We cannot help you.

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