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Dawkins Tells Off Diaz at Dinner

31 Mar

Dawkins Tells Off Diaz at Dinner

Richard Dawkins, while dining with Elise Andrew, Lawrence Krauss, Brian Green, Tracy Day, Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Cameron Diaz, got tired of hearing stories from Diaz about her hair and boyfriends in the midst of some of the greatest minds of the 21st century and apparently could stand no more. “Here you have at this table myself, Elise Andrew, Lawrence Krauss, Brian Green, Tracy Day, Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson and you, my dear, Cameron Diaz. One of these is clearly not like the others. Why, this reminds me of every porn film I have ever seen Ron Jeremy in where the rest of the cast is much more attractive and the whole flick has to be sullied by his famous and ugly ass.” Cameron, quick on her toes, piped up, “Are you calling me ugly?” To which the evolutionary biologist quipped, “No, my dear, I’m calling you an idiot.” and then left the table.

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